West Texas Town + Steven Seagal = Marijuana Nightmare

Remember that horse crap of a town in West Texas were every celebrity marijuana smoker goes to get screwed by obsolete and archaic marijuana laws…I think its name is Sierra Blanca — Well its back in the news again and this time its action hero, douche bag and star Steven Seagal, who’s already been deputized in Louisiana and Arizona for his reality show “Steven Seagal Lawman” on A&E… and this time he has signed on to become a county officer ready to bust some of his fellow celeb’s with the chronic.

Apparently Mr. Seagal thinks that Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and actor Armie Hammer were all just Kushed out consumers of the devils seed…buying marijuana and trying sneak that dank OG Kush through their (red) neck of the country.   

Border Patrol agents say people busted with small amounts of pot often say they have medical marijuana licenses from California, Arizona or New Mexico — three states along I-10 that, unlike Texas, allow for medicinal pot prescriptions — and claim to believe the licenses were valid nationwide.

A day in the life of a bored cop in West Texas… 17,000 trucks, travelers  and tour buses daily are checked for hints of marijuana that go by the street names of; Head Band, AK-47, Blue Dream, Blueberry and Big Sur Chamba Cheese (to name a few). The local Nazi’s – I mean agents say people busted with small amounts of marijuana often say they have medical cannabis licenses from CA, AZ or New Mexico,  3 states along the I-10  corridor that, dissimilar  to “Good Old” Texas, allow for medicinal cannabis / marijuana recommendations .

Bottom Line Boycott Sierra Blanca Texas…