Cops Find Hydroponic Grade Weed in Baby’s Diaper

It would be best to leave your chronic pot at home if you’re with your infant kids, and if you want to transport Mary Jane – don’t hide the hydroponic grown marijuana in your baby’s diaper. A stoner mother, apparently in a haze, didn’t listen to either bit of stony logic as she was detained by cops after they searched her car and discovered marijuana and also methamphetamine in her baby’s diaper bag — Seems as though this mom would clean a bong with Johnson & Johnson tears-free baby wash.

Utah police reported that the marijuana arrest that violated state marijuana laws, occurred during a DUI checkpoint. Police law officials said the careless mother put the drugs and hid them in her kids diaper bag hoping police wouldn’t find it. The reckless mother who probably makes homemade bongs out of Similac bottles and has a grow room next to the jungle gym was arrested and her baby was relocated to family.

At the DUI checkpoint, 19 arrests were made, 1 for drug possession and 18 for being over the alcohol limit. With kids involved in the altercations and the issue of safety arises, a question is raised. What kind of driver is worse…a high calm driver that smokes pot or a drunk aggressive driver? Rarely do you hear a driver high on marijuana kill anyone. The only thing stoners kill are Funyuns and bowls of dank Jack Herer, a brilliant uplifting sativa or some chronic OG Kush, a heavy indica.

Ron Paul: High Driving > Drunk Driving